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Three blokes went into a public convenience: a Jew,
a Christian and a Pagan.
When he'd finished, the Jew lathered and washed his
hands, wrists and lower arm all the way to his elbow,
fully and completely, saying:
"From Jehovah, we have learned the great importance
of personal hygiene."
When the Christian finished, he washed his hands too,
but not with anything like the display of thoroughness
of the Jew, saying:
"From Christ, we have learned that, while important,
there are other matters of greater significance than
excessively fastidious personal hygiene."
When the Pagan had finished, he zipped up and headed
for the door, saying:
"From experience, reason and history, we Pagans have
learned not to p.i.s.s on our hands."
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